He likes to watch guys like me make it big and pretend he has his “precious little Bill Bonner blessed hands” on the levers of financial punditry. He doesn’t. He just wheels his little Target bought suitcase in and pretends he’s a scout.

But he’s not a player, just a fan. That’s Dan. Good guy to have a few beers with though. And he needs to get funky with his bad self more than he does. That man is repressed dancing machine! Shake your booty dan boy. Let your bad ass get funky with yourself!