If the global economy were a hospital patient, you’d definitely find it in the Intensive Care Unit.

For Americans struggling to cope with falling home values and rising job insecurity, a shrinking pension plan is the “last straw”. But cashing in your retirement plan now is the worst thing you can do. Mike Caggeso looks at the three best ways to rescue your 401(k).

People sometimes ask me: “What should I do with my retirement account?” I often tell them to consider ways of retiring that are not dependent on financial abstractions and various corporate/government promises, such as Social Security or corporate pensions. This usually gets some puzzlement because they’ve been trained for decades to think only in terms of financial products.

Let’s look at a specific example. This is for my own parents, who turned 65 last year. (That puts them just before the Baby Boomers.) They live in a nice suburb outside of New York City, on the coast of Connecticut. Like many older people, they would like to stay in the house they have owned for about 20 years now, in the…

Investors spend so much time thinking about risk and return they often forget to tax-manage their portfolio, says Alexander Green. But it’s easy to control how much you surrender to the IRS… without breaking the law. Alex gives five basic tips for maximizing your total investment returns after taxes.

There is a way to join a company’s long-term employee benefit program without lifting a finger, says Jim Nelson. Some firms offer Dividend Retirement Plans (DRIPs), which allow you to both receive regular dividend checks and reinvest earnings in discounted stock. And as long as dividend payments keep coming, there is no need to worry about a volatile share price.

Last week, we looked at the problem looming in many established blue-chip companies that pay dividends now and may not later. They have heavy pension obligations bearing down on them.

These problems should be stated in financial reports. But sometimes they are hidden in plain sight.  A bit of dubious padding in pension plan earnings projections can neatly camouflage millions in shortfall.

By the way—even if you are not buying dozens of stocks for their dividends, this is something good to know. It will help you evaluate those slick plans that brokers, bankers and insurance salesmen hold out to you when you take out life insurance, buy an annuity, set up a 401(k) or do any long-term planning yourself.

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Emergency powers buried deep in the Paulson bailout bill could be hazardous for your retirement plan, according to Larry Grossman. He says investors are running out of time to set up an offshore account to protect their pensions from the desperate government measures of the future.