Investors who have studied the global trade figures lately are no doubt also aware that East Asian countries are in an entirely separate mess since their exports have dropped 30%-40% – or even more – in the past few months, because U.S. and European consumers have stopped buying their manufactured goods.

However, there is a third global disaster, equally intractable, in Eastern Europe – and it has nothing to do with the housing bubbles, falling exports, or the massive layoffs that are becoming problems everywhere. This third global disaster is being caused by a regional balance of payments problem and a localized currency crisis.

Internationally, that disaster is this week’s worry.

As the Eastern European countries closed in on membership in the European Union (EU) after 2001, preparatory to entering it in 2004 or 2007, they kept their currencies as stable as possible against the euro. At the same time, the economies of these countries were growing rapidly, so Western banks bought local operations and expanded their lending.

Local consumers heard from their governments that their currencies were now stable against the euro and noticed that local currency interest rates were much higher than euro, dollar or Swiss francs. Naturally, they borrowed from local banks in euro, dollars or Swiss francs.

This would all have turned out fine if the local currencies had indeed been stable against the euro (borrowers in dollars would have made out like bandits until last summer, and lost since, as the dollar reversed course and strengthened). However, in addition to foreign currency consumer loans, foreign investment of all kinds flooded into these countries; after all, they were EU members – or would soon become so – and yet they were growing much faster than Western Europe.

With all this money coming in, local wage rates and other costs rose. As a result, many Eastern European countries ran huge balance-of-payments deficits: For Latvia and Bulgaria, for example, the deficits were more than 20% of each country’s gross domestic product (GDP).

This all didn’t seem to matter too much at a time when world trade was robust and lending flowed freely (although those of us familiar with periodic Latin American catastrophes sucked through our teeth in a suitably concerned manner – we had seen it all before).

Since last September, however, world lending has stopped flowing freely – as has world trade. European, U.S. and Asian companies that had been madly keen to invest in Eastern Europe put their expansion plans on hold, as they discovered they had big problems of their own at home. Naturally, the Eastern European currencies started to decline.

This brought a horrible problem for the local banks, most of them owned by Western European banks. If they lent to local borrowers in euro, Swiss francs or dollars, their borrowers are suddenly in trouble.

For example, the Polish zloty has dropped by about a third against the euro in the last six months. Even without any decline in local real estate prices, an apartment in Warsaw is thus worth 33% less in euros, so the euro loan against it has suddenly become subprime. What’s more, the salary of the borrower has also dropped 33% in euro terms, so his ability to service the loan has declined correspondingly.

Conversely, if the foreign-owned banks lent primarily in local currencies, they internalized the problem if they borrowed in euros from their parent to do so; in that case, the bank is directly insolvent or close to it, rather than merely having a bunch of defaulting borrowers on its books.

The solution everybody is looking at is a bailout, and it will again have to be a big one. World Bank President Robert B. Zoellick is putting together a $25 billion trade facility, but he wants the EU to help with more money. Austria has tried to put together a $200 billion loan for Eastern Europe – not unreasonably, as Austrian banks have about $300 billion in loans outstanding to that area – equal to about 70% of Austria’s GDP.

Total Eastern European debt is reckoned to be around $1.7 trillion, with about $400 billion of it maturing this year.

With the EU, Austria and Eastern Europe all looking for money, the eyes of the region automatically turn to Germany. Germany has an almost balanced budget, and the German finance minister called British stimulation policies “crass Keynesianism” as recently as December. If it weren’t for Eastern Europe, Germany would be in pretty good shape. However, with 10 Eastern European countries among the 27 EU members, Germany’s finance minister better be concerned about getting his pocket picked.

My own guess is, the less the EU and the unfortunate Germans are forced to subsidize their neighbors, the quicker the problem will sort itself out, albeit at the cost of a lot of defaults on Polish home mortgages. In a world where all major countries are providing “stimulus” and bailouts for everything, the ultimate winner will be the country that bails out the least.

Bottom line? You might look at Brazil …

Source: Eastern Europe’s Banks are Next in Line for a Bailout

Every year, a few hundred Americans take the fateful step of surrendering their U.S. citizenship to avoid paying U.S. taxes. Many of them already live abroad, and are subject to U.S. law which — almost alone among the world’s nations — taxes the income of its citizens no matter where they live or where they earn that income.

Now, buried within a bill furnishing tax benefits for soldiers and veterans is a provision that amounts to an “exit tax.” As explained by the Wall Street Journal, the law will “that will tax the assets of those who leave for good on their way out the door, as if they were selling those assets.”

But wait, there’s more! In what looks like a hideous application of retroactive law, ex-U.S. citizens who die and leave their assets to heirs who retain their citizenship will find those assets taxed at 45% — the gift-tax rate.

And it gets still worse. The law applies not only to U.S. citizens, but also anyone who’s been a permanent resident longer than eight years. (Call this one the Foreign Investment Discouragement Clause.)

Given how this is buried in a popular bill that “supports the troops,” it’s sure to gain a presidential signature.

So, in effect, your only hope for preserving your wealth now is to grow it — grow it so large that you’ll be OK no matter how high our confiscatory tax rates end up looking like in the years ahead. (FDR maxed it out at 94%. Who says it can’t happen again?)

One possibility worth considering is something we call the “Chaffee Royalty Program.” On its first go-round, it turned every $1 invested into $50 — until it was closed in 2002. Now it’s open again… but be aware this offer expires at midnight EDT tonight.

Sources: Exit Tax Passes Congress

The Jobs Jamboree… Can you believe that so much attention and drive to the markets is tied to this?

The dollar is a bit softer this morning going into the Jobs Jamboree, and rightly so, given the forecast. However, the dollar is still swinging a mighty hammer and I’m a bit perplexed by this. Last night I was up late (for me) and decided to put down some thoughts that were bouncing around in my head.

Well… How about that U.S. dollar? That’s some currency, Rudy! Why, look at it rallying against the euro (EUR) and other currencies as if it’s on a mission from God! It looks as if the United States has turned things around. The deficit no longer needs to be financed with over $2 billion a day in foreign investment… Interest rates are where they need to be to fight this soaring inflation… The government has stopped spending wildly, and the budget is balanced… The mortgage lenders have recovered all of their losses… There is no longer a credit crunch… And finally, the war is the Middle East is over.

But Wait! Unless I pulled a Rip Van Winkle and slept through all of that… These things haven’t happened, nor do they look as though they might begin to happen any time soon! So, what the heck has the dollar bulls dancing in the streets swinging a mighty hammer?

You’ve got me on this one. Folks, for once, I’ll admit that I have no idea what the heck is going on here… Serenity Now! Is this the pullback in the euro that I said we should look for in January, but never saw? If so… When will the tourniquet be applied to this gushing wound? Hmmmm… Good question! And I don’t have an answer to that either! I thought back in January when the euro was around 1.45, that we could see it fall back to 1.40, before moving ahead again… But that never happened. Instead we saw the euro climb to 1.50, then 1.55, then 1.60 in a little over three months time. Was it too quick? Is that what we’re seeing, merely a technical correction? Or is there something else in the works here?

Again… I don’t know the answer… But I’m hoping that in the days to come, it becomes apparent, and when it does, I’ll be Johnny on the Spot in reporting it to you! (Notice I said, “I’ll be Johnny on the Spot”, and not I’ll be “A” Johnny on the Spot! HAAHAHAHAHA)

This dollar rally has got the “naysayers” coming out of the woodwork too. Oh, the whole lot of them are pointing fingers and claiming they knew the dollar was undervalued, and blah, blah, blah… Where were these guys when the euro hit 1.60 about 10 days ago? They were hiding under the sheets!

Forgive me for this but this reminds me of when I coached my darling daughter Dawn’s girls softball team. The girls would do these chants on the bench that drove me nuts! But there was one that would just make me want to scream! We would be getting beat unmercifully, and the girls would be chanting something that ended with, “We can beat your team any old time.” UGH! But that’s what the naysayers are reminding me of right now. They are chanting about the dollar, when it has gotten beaten unmercifully for six years.

OK… Onto other things… The U.S. ISM Manufacturing Index remained well below the 50 level for the third consecutive month. I saw a news story yesterday where the writer was seriously talking about how Manufacturing will pick up due to the stimulus checks, as the receivers of those checks go out and spend them. Folks… The writer was serious…

I’ve told you over and over again that these stimulus checks might get spent by some… But I don’t see the checks getting spent by most. Instead, I see them using the money to pay down a credit card, or some form of debt, as the past couple of months has been quite sobering to the U.S. consumer.

Hey! You’ve got to feel good this Fantastico Friday, as U.S. Treasury Secretary Paulson is telling anyone that will listen, that we are “closer to the end” of the credit crisis. Oh, now that gives me a warm and fuzzy, given his track record of spouting off stuff like that in the last year!

I’ll bet him a shiny quarter that we’re only halfway through the credit crisis! The Bank of England (BOE) said yesterday that they feel as though the “worst is over” . Hmmm… Maybe these guys know something I don’t!

Down Under in Australia, retail sales surprised on the upside, printing at +0.5% versus the +0.3% that was forecast. Retail sales account for 40% of private consumption, which in turn accounts for around 60% of GDP… So this is important data for the Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA). The RBA will not need any excuses to keep rates at current levels given the strength of this data… And that thought should be a good underpinning for the Aussie dollar (AUD).

The U.S. stock market has been on a feeding frenzy since the rate cut on Wednesday. All this euphoria in stocks has the carry trade going great guns once again… This is being reflected in the price of yen (JPY) and Swiss francs (CHF)… I just don’t see how this can continue to go on and on and on. The carry trade has longer lasting power than the Energizer Bunny! But one day, it will all come crashing down like a house of cards… At least that’s my opinion.

There was another story yesterday about the Gulf States ending their dollar peg. This is getting out of control! About every three months these guys get together and make big plans to drop their dollar peg, and the media goes hog wild over the story. Shoot Rudy, I used to get all caught up in it too until I realized they were just being the boy who cried wolf.

It’s a stupid question.

1. China already owns a huge chunk of our national debt. It has accumulated $1.5 trillion in its foreign exchange reserves. At one point last year, it was adding $1 million a minute to its vaults. The U.S. already depends on China using that money to buy our bonds. It keeps our interest rates down. This by itself is more than enough power over our economy.

2. So far, the China Investment Corporation (CIC) – the name of its sovereign fund – has made investments totaling $200 billion. That’s a pretty big number. But only $60 billion of it is earmarked for foreign investment. And the U.S. will only get a small part of that. In other words, the numbers aren’t scary.

3. It’s invested $5 billion in Morgan Stanley. Oops. And $3 billion in Blackstone. Double oops. Maybe it’s not Americans that should be asking whether the Chinese should be investing billions into our companies, but the Chinese who should be asking whether they should be investing so much into assets falling in price.

Besides Chinese money, there are petrodollars, drug money, money from terrorist states and other suspect sources making their way into the global and U.S. economy. This is nothing new.

In a worst case scenario, can Chinese money exit all at once from U.S. companies – creating economic chaos? Can these small shares in very big companies lead U.S. companies into nefarious anti-U.S. activities?

No and no.

It reminds me of the paranoia surrounding Japan in the early 1980’s when they were buying some of our most cherished real estate. It’s true that Japan was (and is) an ally and China is a country where in some areas we cooperate and in some we compete. And in other areas we manage to cooperate and compete with them at the same time. In other words, it’s complicated.

U.S. companies have invested a great deal of money and technology into China. By the way, wouldn’t it be easier for the Chinese government to sabotage those investments on their own turf rather than pulling off something in the U.S.? And now, China is returning the favor – more with its money than technology.

I’m all for it. Anything that gives China more of a stake in our economy and our biggest companies doing well is fine by me.

What’s worrying me isn’t what they do with the $60 billion. It’s how they grew their foreign exchange reserve so fast. Our appetite for imports has made China a ton of money and has saddled the U.S with a huge debt.

A South Korean pension fund – the fifth largest in the world – just said it will stop buying Treasuries. Not being able to finance our huge debt is going to get us in the end, not China’s U.S. investments.