“Recession easing, but not over: survey.” This morning’s headline, as far as we can tell, only goes to prove that Mark Twain should be quoted far more often: “If you don’t read the paper, you’re uninformed. If you do, you’re misinformed.”

JPMorgan Chase & Co (JPM) beat first-quarter estimates, and its Chief Executive said it has the money to repay the $25 billion the bank borrowed from the U.S. government.

The economic calendar is unusually light this week, with only the ISM Index reporting on Friday. It shouldn’t surprise anyone that the report will likely show a decline from the previous month. It has been an overriding theme this year that even though the bar gets set lower and lower as the months go by, the market still manages to underestimate the scope of the economic slowdown and reports continue to disappoint.

Selling stuff you bought with borrowed money is a process that’s mostly been confined to the financial markets in 2008. But now we see the behavior migrating into the economy. At the household level, a collective sense of thrift is beginning to set in. People are selling what they don’t need to raise cash.

Oxford Club’s Alex Green explains how Wall Street’s supposedly safe structured products became an investor’s nightmare. In reality, they were just a gimmick. Alex says this just underscores why investors should be cautious of any product that comes with “guaranteed” returns.

Investors are fleeing the stock market as the rules of the game keep changing. But if you know what the next shift will be, you can stay ahead of the curve. Shah Gilani outlines the five coming “aftershocks” of this financial crisis, and what they mean for your portfolio.