By Andrew Snyder, TodaysFinancialNews.com

Baltimore — (TFN): I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Down in Chattanooga, Tennessee, a four-year-old boy managed to grab a beer, walk out his front door and break into a neighboring house to steal Christmas gifts.

True story. But it gets better.

Alex Green, Chief Investment Strategist for Investment U, knows the dollar’s in the gutter and contrary to popular opinion, thinks it has nowhere to go but up.