I have studied inflation’s effect on economies and consider myself an expert on the subject. I have written extensively on the subject and have given speeches on how people can protect themselves from the coming boom in inflation. Recently, on eBay I purchased a bunch of authentic 100 trillion dollar bank notes from Zimbabwe for a few dollars each.

There it is, dear reader… the future of the United States of America. This just in… We have it from our usually unreliable source in Washington that Gideon Gono, now head of the Zimbabwean central bank, has been called in to aid the Obama administration.