Compound any number and it gets larger… It’s an easy trick to play…But a bad deal is a bad deal…

Rui greets me with a flashing smile and an outstretched arm. ‘You must be Tom,’ he beams with unnatural enthusiasm, and shakes my hand as if I am his oldest friend. ‘Follow me.’

Meekly I do so, to a table where Rui arranges his white teeth, his matching white polo shirt and chinos, his permatan and his unflinching gaze in such a way that I can only describe his body language as full frontal. Rui is in switched on selling mode, and what he is going to sell me is a timeshare, or to be more accurate an elaborate version of such a scheme that will have me buying points that I can exchange for comfortable holidays spent in any of a number of condominiums around the USA.

Rui clicks into gear and begins his routine. He starts by making connections. I have two sons. Why! Rui has three so he knows all about that! I live in Oxford. Rui wife’s cousin is married to a guy who lives outside Cambridge – so we are practically neighbours! Do I like staying in poky hotel rooms or do I, as Rui does, prefer to stay in a nice apartment complete with comfortable beds, a kitchen, and a clean carpet? Knowing that I am falling into his trap, I admit to the latter.

Having established the principle Rui then disappears for ten minutes, leaving me to flick through a glossy brochure of the holiday properties. All shiny condominiums, their bedrooms are pristine, their sofas are plump, their swimming pools reflect the sun, and their golf courses roll lazily into the distance. When Rui returns my mouth is duly watering. ‘They look nice, don’t you think,’ says Rui, knowing that I can only agree.

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Totally honest, guv

Now he gets earnest. ‘Let me tell you something’, he says. ‘And I am going to be totally honest with you. Well, I must be! My license as a Florida real estate agent depends upon it. If I say a single thing that isn’t true then…’ – and he makes as if to cut his throat with the side of his palm. Immediately my suspicions are raised, and are confirmed as Rui reels off a series of decidedly dubious statistics. Do I know, he asks, that the productivity of the average worker rises by 87% after a holiday? Do I know that people who take four weeks holiday each year live eight years longer than those who do not? Do I know he asks, again mistaking me for a hopeless workaholic, that 97% of obesity is caused by stress?

My expression betrays me. ‘You are not convinced!’ roars an incredulous Rui. ‘Well consider this. If you take four weeks holiday per year for the next thirty years at a cost of $200 per night do you know how much it will cost you?’ Without giving me time to reply he supplies the answer. ‘$633,000!’ I do a bit of quick mental arithmetic. Four times thirty times $1400 comes $168,000. I put this number to Rui, who rewards me with a look that of surprise that I can be so ignorant. ‘Inflation,’ he cries. ‘Inflation! You have to allow for inflation’.

This, of course, is the oldest trick in the book. Any number compounded out into the distance soon becomes surprisingly large. I am not falling for this. So I stir myself. ‘You said that you would be totally honest with me,’ I say, leaning across the table. ‘Now let me be totally honest with you. I am not going to take up this offer. Not because I don’t like your properties. Not because I don’t like the principle of a timeshare. Not because I don’t want to go to the USA four times a year. And not because I think it is a bad deal.’ I pause.

‘I am not going to take up your offer because you are a greasy slime-ball whom I would not trust for a moment.’

Actually I don’t say that. But I think Rui gets the message.

Until next time,

Tom Bulford
for The Penny Sleuth

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